Lefty Humor from left field.......!!!!??

Lighten your Load!!
 A young Chinese couple get married, she is a virgin
Truth be told, he too, she doesn’t know that
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the dark
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring
‘My daring’,he whispers,’ I know dis is the firss and you berry frighten. I promise you
I give you anyting you want, jus anyting you want, you jus ask.
Whatshu want? He says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
As thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request
She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I want to try something I have heard about from other irls…numbaa 69.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her…’ you want garic chicken with corrifrowa?’

Who does what?
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said “you should do it, because you get up first, and we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said “you are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

Wife replies “No you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible, that the man should do the coffee” ..Husband replies “I can’t believe that, show me”. So she fetches the Bible and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……….HEBREWS

So you think you can dance !!

"You just have to watch this" for all the "older" members that can remember!!!!